Laughter
haha...this is funny but please don't get offended
i got this from my class blog! =D
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They’d use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?) how to screw it on.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’d prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn’t bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it to happen.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu…
Q: Don’t you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumpingjacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
My Bad
i got this from my class blog! =D
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They’d use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?) how to screw it on.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’d prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn’t bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it to happen.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu…
Q: Don’t you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumpingjacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
My Bad
posted by PHiL at 11:26 pm
1 Comments:
billy i've always been thinking! haha anyway your entries are interesting. keep updating them man! hahaha i like this entry though it's full of crap :p something to make ppl laugh though! heard a few versions but not all the jcs one.
mm yeah we definitely hope for something in return. say even a smile from the person in the form of an acknowledgement? ahaha sounds funny but you get what i mean! actually i think even small minute things that you do can actually be quite sweet ya. don't have to go to the extent to do something great for the person. as long as you're sincere/ true about it, that's all that matters! :) but then again different people expect different kinda things so we can't really please everyone? hmmm.
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